Shopper Lottie Post-Blame the Hipsters

I have been so lazy lately. I really need to work on a new blog post, but I have not only been lazy, but uninspired. HELP. 

What should I write about? I would love to know if I have missed anything on the topic of being a total fat ass. Help a fatty out!

While I try to find some writing inspiration, check out the post I wrote for Shopper Lottie last year on ugly sweaters, and why we need to blame hipsters for basically everything. Also, let me know in the comments if you have a great idea for a post!

Hello All! My newest Shopper Lottie post is up! Check it out and if you are so inclined, leave me some love over there (I hate asking for that crap, but I would absolutely love to show my potential readers over there how awesome you all are)!

The picture gives you a clue about what my post could be about. Hmmm I wonder how hipsters could be involved?? I guess you will just have to go see!

Blame the Hipsters

sweater

Too bad these are sold out on Etsy. This is just perfection.

Spanx You Very Much

Ugh, Monday again. Didn’t we just have Monday last week?

If you are feeling like you can hardly bring yourself to get out of bed, or the thought of expending the energy it takes to bring your coffee cup to your lips makes you wish it was, at  the very least, Tuesday, you might need a little boost. A boost in the form of a good, hearty belly laugh. Check out my latest post on Shopper Lottie. I can guarantee that it will at least make you chuckle. Also, don’t forget to let me know if I forgot anything in the comments over at SL.

Spanx A Lot

Food Naughty

 

Image courtesy of minimoi.com

 
Hello, Readers! My latest post is up on Shopper Lottie! If you so desire, check it out, and let me know what you think of it on Shopper Lottie! I can’t fully express enough how appreciative I feel and blessed I am for the people who take time out of their days to read what I have to say. It’s the best part of being a blogger-the awesome people you meet and the positive connections you make. Feeling very excited heading into 2016! 

8 Awkward Things That Happen When You’re Being Food Naughty 

Image courtesy of Buzzfeed

 

Adulting is Hard-Shopper Lottie

Hello Readers! I hope I am finding you all in the post-bliss of Christmas eating and joy! I am currently self-medicating with hourly doses of Pepto. There will be a day when my body will just reject my lifestyle choices, and I will be one of those people who eats kale because that’s all my ravaged stomach can handle. Not yet, though, not yet.

If you need something, other than making poor diet choices, for your free time, then check out my latest post over at Shopper Lottie:

10 Reasons Why You’re Not Quite An Adult

 

Shopper Lottie-A Realistic Holiday Food Guide

There’s 3 days left before Christmas!! 
 
I hope you all are finished with your bank-breaking shopping, and you are merrily stuffing your gobs. 
I’ve compiled a food guide for your reading pleasure for Shopper Lottie. If you don’t want to read yet another healthy holidays guilt-packed article, then don’t. Read mine. 

Happy eating! 

A Realistic Holiday Food Guide

image courtesy of Pinterest

Online Magazine Writer-Say What?!

Hello Readers! I have some exciting news- I will be a contributing blogger for an online magazine! The magazine is UK-based and called, Shopper Lottie. It’s a fab online source for all things beauty, entertainment, humor, and lifestyle. 

I am so, so excited, and feeling quite honored. The opportunities I’ve been given as of late are beyond even my wildest dreams. I keep wondering when I’ll wake up. I hope never! 

My first post for Shopper Lottie is up and ready for viewing! You can find it here: 

Why My Boobs Are Not My Besties